In Max's World

This morning as I watched Max play I thought, what would it be like to live in "Max's world"?
I know I am with him daily, but what goes through his head??
Here is my attempt to create Max's world:

Part One:  THE HAIRCUT

Mom and Dad take me to this place where they give me candy, put a superhero cape on me, have me watch Mickey and want me to sit still.  All while a lady with scissors prances around telling me how cute I am while she cut off my beautiful curly blonde hair.  I have been trying to tell Mom and Dad that I hate it at this place.  But they still force me to go.  The only benefit I see is the candy, and this last time, the french fries.

Part Two:  THE WINDOW

I love naps.  I hate night sleeping.  I know how to stall.  Go to the window, lift up the crazy things my parents have blocking the beautiful sight of the cars, birds, trucks, and planes and stand there saying "Oh wow, oh wow" for a long time.  My parents think I am sooo cute when I do this!

Part Three:  THE BIG POOL

Did you know there is this place with the biggest bathtub I have EVER seen??  And no one makes me wash my hair??  Did you know??

Part Four:  THE PARKER'S HOUSE

Mom cried this morning.  So I got to go to the Parker's house.  When Mom cries, I go to the Parker's house and play.  They try to get me to nap at their house, but I can climb out of their crib.  Mom and Dad come back and pick me up, Mom isn't crying anymore.  She is happy.  She still has a big belly.  She still points to it and says baby.  I now point to it to, it is soooo big, how could you not point and stare?

Part Five:  DADDY

I have my bottle of apple juice, daddy has his bigger bottle of Black Juice.  I hope to one day have a big bottle like Daddy.

Max's world by his Mom.